hu nightmare (-$1200, BR @ $4,952)

I'm beyond words at this point. Not even tilted or angry. This stuff was just unreal. These hands might look terrible in a vacuum but given match flow and how bad these two guys were the plays aren't as bad as they seem.

New policy: 8 buy-in stop loss. I don't feel like dumping two weeks' worth of winnings in one night anymore, no matter how big an edge I have over these mouth-breathers.

Some hands:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($285)
Button ($314.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 7

Button raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) 3, A, 8 (2 players)

Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14) 7 (2 players)

Hero checks, Button bets $11, Hero raises to $36, Button calls $25

River: ($86) J (2 players)

Hero bets $69, Button raises to $271.50 (All-In), Hero calls $173 (All-In)

Total pot: $570 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:

Button had A, J (two pair, Aces and Jacks).

Hero had A, 7 (two pair, Aces and sevens).

Outcome: Button won $569.50
Couldn't bring myself to bet/fold this on the river against this moron. In retrospect probably should have.


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($232.20)
Button ($602.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, Q

Button raises to $3, Hero raises to $11, Button calls $8

Flop: ($22) 3, 7, Q (2 players)

Hero bets $17, Button raises to $38, Hero raises to $89, Button raises to $591.10 (All-In), Hero calls $132.20 (All-In)

Turn: ($464.40) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($464.40) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $464.40 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:

Button had 7, 3 (two pair, sevens and threes).

Hero had A, Q (one pair, Queens).

Outcome: Button won $463.90
This I don't regret one bit.


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($214.50)
SB ($1030.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, 7

Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $12, Hero calls $9 -- guy was 3betting pretty much atc

Flop: ($24) K, 3, 10 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($24) 7 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $24, SB raises to $48, Hero raises to $202.50 (All-In), SB calls $154.50

River: ($429) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $429 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:

Hero had 10, 7 (two pair, tens and sevens).

SB had J, K (two pair, Kings and Jacks).

Outcome: SB won $428.50

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($200)
SB ($844.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, K

Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, SB calls $24 -- same guy who 3bets atc pf

Flop: ($72) 4, A, K (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $44, SB raises to $808.30 (All-In), Hero calls $120 (All-In) -- bad call

Turn: ($400) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($400) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $400 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:

Hero had Q, K (one pair, Kings).

SB had 9, A (two pair, Aces and nines).

Outcome: SB won $399.50


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($435.60)
Button ($166)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, K

Button raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) Q, 5, 7 (2 players)

Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero raises to $14, Button raises to $163 (All-In), Hero calls $149

Turn: ($332) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($332) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $332 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:

Button had Q, 5 (two pair, Queens and fives).

Hero had Q, K (one pair, Queens).

Outcome: Button won $331.50

Obviously.