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LAEVALDI: THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!
SIMPLESTYLE: wtf
LAEVALDI: IGNORE ME!
LAEVALDI: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME!
LAEVALDI: YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE
LAEVALDI: JUDGED!
SIMPLESTYLE: dude relax
LAEVALDI: IGNORE ME!
SIMPLESTYLE: alright man
SIMPLESTYLE: just chill out
SIMPLESTYLE: it's gonna be alright
LAEVALDI: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME!
LAEVALDI: YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE
LAEVALDI: JUDGED!
SIMPLESTYLE: k man.. i got that
LAEVALDI: WHISPERING IS FUTILE!
LAEVALDI: THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!
LAEVALDI: I have travelled from an incredibly distant star to
LAEVALDI: observe your earthly ways!
SIMPLESTYLE: where you from dude?
LAEVALDI: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME!
LAEVALDI: YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE
LAEVALDI: JUDGED!
SIMPLESTYLE: cmon bro, why you gotta be like that
LAEVALDI: Someone left a baby~!
SIMPLESTYLE: whoa, what?
LAEVALDI: IGNORE ME!
SIMPLESTYLE: k man but what happened to the baby?
LAEVALDI: In the time it would take to explain a million cosmos
LAEVALDI: would fall into de-existance!
SIMPLESTYLE: dude just tell me that baby's okay
LAEVALDI: IGNORE MY VERY PRESENCE AND RETURN TO YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS!
SIMPLESTYLE: that's all i need to know
LAEVALDI: THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
SIMPLESTYLE: naw man, that ain't cool
SIMPLESTYLE: you keep away from my kids
SIMPLESTYLE: or i'ma have to get serious
LAEVALDI: 402 REASONS ARE FORTHWITH IT ALL!
LAEVALDI: IGNORE ME!
SIMPLESTYLE: just stay away from my kids man
LAEVALDI: The thousands of thousands!
LAEVALDI: SIX-HUNDRED AND FORTY-EIGHT~!
SIMPLESTYLE: wtf
LAEVALDI: WITH 32 PAST TUESDAY!
LAEVALDI: AND 38 BEFORE TOMORROW!
LAEVALDI: WHISPERING IS FUTILE!
LAEVALDI: THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!
LAEVALDI: SOMEONE LEFT A BABY!
SIMPLESTYLE: just leave the baby alone man
SIMPLESTYLE: please